iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool



*me flushing the toilet at night*
toilet: BBRRRSSHHGGGHHTTFFFH
me: chill

(Source: nbcsnl)


lachances:

this is as far as i’m doing it

lachances:

this is as far as i’m doing it


carcrasime:

emo kid in the zombie apocalypse: *writes “don’t open, dead inside” on self*


baesitter:

alright, so it’s summer
and a lot of us have nothing to do
so…….
fun and really addictive flash/html5 games:
i hate this game smh
2048 bc yea
don’t play this with friends bc you won’t get to play
qwop
curveball
robot unicorn attack
cubefield!!!
lifehacks:
15 actually useful lifehacks
more useful lifehacks
whoa. lifehacks
literally a website about lifehacks
"most awesome lifehacks ever"
it’s summertime!!!
for those of you in college (or starting college)
if you’re lazy like me lmao
you’ll be glad you’ll know this:
foods that cause acne!!
things you definitely shouldn’t order at your local mcdonald’s
gross things you eat every day
oooo subliminal messages!
PROOF puberty isn’t useless
more proof
menu hacks at mcdonalds
useful websites:
you don’t realize how useful this list is
or this one
and this one…
BOOKS!
learn a new language!
now practice it
do you have the perfect face?
know when to wake up
learn how to code
karaoke!
smart articles written by smart people
a great website that helps you find artists similar to your favorite ones really easily
use netflix and other things only available in certain countries
free music (and legal!)
just click this. it’s not so much useful as it is cute and fun
go to some random place on earth
actually useless websites
movies
awesome 90’s movies
upcoming disney movies!!!
loads of movies & tv shows
think you know your movie trivia well enough?
make your blog better
change your theme
or learn how to make your own
maybe recover the one you were using before?
get to use your dash better
tips for getting more followers
hopefully this will make your summer better!
this list took a long time to compile, so if you liked it, please reblog!

baesitter:

alright, so it’s summer

and a lot of us have nothing to do

so…….

fun and really addictive flash/html5 games:

lifehacks:

you’ll be glad you’ll know this:

useful websites:

movies

make your blog better

hopefully this will make your summer better!

this list took a long time to compile, so if you liked it, please reblog!

(Source: eggyolk1)